Oh honey, CALM DOWN! First of all, let’s address the drama—are we auditioning for a rom-com, or is this real life? You’re over here spiraling about someone who probably doesn’t even know what they had for breakfast. Grow up, bestie. The crush phase isn’t some rare disease; we’ve all been there. It’s not that deep. Now, let’s do a little self-check: have you looked in the mirror lately? Like, REALLY looked? Because you’re a whole SNACK, and you don’t need someone else to validate that. Own it. Stop bottling up those feelings like you’re a soda ready to explode and just let them out—boldly, bravely, and with the sass that you were born to serve. As for your Valentine’s Day question, fine, let’s give this some energy. If you want to give your crush a little treat, keep it cute, subtle, and non-embarrassing. Something like a small bag of candy or a single cute card works. Just be chill—no dramatic declarations or monologues about your undying love, okay? You’re nervous? So what. Fake it till you make it. Worst case? They’re flattered. Best case? They’re into it. Either way, YOU win because you had the guts to go for it. But remember: you’re the prize here. If they’re not into it, it’s their loss. Now, chin up, shoulders back, and go conquer Valentine’s like the icon you are.

XOXO,

Jasper